Sent from a prehistoric stone tablet -I laughed the first time I read it but then the joke wore thin Pardon my monkey thumbs- Same problem here Please consider the environment before printing this e- mail -a preachy relic of the past. who doesnt know that printing uses paper? vCards-I think these are a great idea. At least they work well on my dell desktop when i want to load a contact into Outlook This email is off the record unless otherwise indicated My colleague Jeff Bercovici, who covers media, says he gets this email from friends who are inviting him to birthday parties or other engagements and he finds it extremely annoying. I'm wondering what kind of paranoid people put this in their signatures Lengthy disclaimers-We've all seen these and ignored them, though I understand that many companies require them. Forbes' in-house legal counsel, Kai Falkenberg, says she knows of no cases that have relied on legal disclaimers, though she says they might serve as persuasive evidence in a trade secrets case where a party was attempting to keep information confidential What do you think of my list? What weird, funny, offensive or elegant sign-offs have I missed?4 Sent from a prehistoric stone tablet – I laughed the first time I read it but then the joke wore thin. Pardon my monkey thumbs – Same problem here. Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail. – A preachy relic of the past. Who doesn’t know that printing uses paper? vCards – I think these are a great idea. At least they work well on my Dell desktop when I want to load a contact into Outlook. This email is off the record unless otherwise indicated – My colleague Jeff Bercovici, who covers media, says he gets this email from friends who are inviting him to birthday parties or other engagements and he finds it extremely annoying. I’m wondering what kind of paranoid people put this in their signatures. Lengthy disclaimers – We’ve all seen these and ignored them, though I understand that many companies require them. Forbes’ in-house legal counsel, Kai Falkenberg, says she knows of no cases that have relied on legal disclaimers, though she says they might serve as persuasive evidence in a trade secrets case where a party was attempting to keep information confidential. What do you think of my list? What weird, funny, offensive or elegant sign-offs have I missed?