State of the art Which of the following can be done at present? 8Bnod Drive safely along Telegraph Avenue of bridg 及play deandwtt e research program in moleculas biology Translate spoken English into spoken Swedish in real time Converse successfully with another person for an hour Unintentionally funny stories ened to hit Irving if he didn't tell him where some honey was.The End. drowned.The End ow One day the noticed that he was holding the piece of cheese.He became hungry.and swallowed the cheese.The fox walked over to the crow.The End. Unintentionally funny stories rfused to tell him】 some honey was.Irving agreed.But Joe didn't know where any worms were ing himhe'd tellhim whereaorm s State of the art Which of the following can be done at present? ♦ Play a decent game of table tennis ♦ Drive safely along a curving mountain road ♦ Drive safely along Telegraph Avenue ♦ Buy a week’s worth of groceries on the web ♦ Buy a week’s worth of groceries at Berkeley Bowl ♦ Play a decent game of bridge ♦ Discover and prove a new mathematical theorem ♦ Design and execute a research program in molecular biology ♦ Write an intentionally funny story ♦ Give competent legal advice in a specialized area of law ♦ Translate spoken English into spoken Swedish in real time ♦ Converse successfully with another person for an hour ♦ Perform a complex surgical operation ♦ Unload any dishwasher and put everything away Chapter 1 25 Unintentionally funny stories One day Joe Bear was hungry. He asked his friend Irving Bird where some honey was. Irving told him there was a beehive in the oak tree. Joe threat￾ened to hit Irving if he didn’t tell him where some honey was. The End. Henry Squirrel was thirsty. He walked over to the river bank where his good friend Bill Bird was sitting. Henry slipped and fell in the river. Gravity drowned. The End. Once upon a time there was a dishonest fox and a vain crow. One day the crow was sitting in his tree, holding a piece of cheese in his mouth. He noticed that he was holding the piece of cheese. He became hungry, and swallowed the cheese. The fox walked over to the crow. The End. Chapter 1 26 Unintentionally funny stories Joe Bear was hungry. He asked Irving Bird where some honey was. Irving refused to tell him, so Joe offered to bring him a worm if he’d tell him where some honey was. Irving agreed. But Joe didn’t know where any worms were, so he asked Irving, who refused to say. So Joe offered to bring him a worm if he’d tell him where a worm was. Irving agreed. But Joe didn’t know where any worms were, so he asked Irving, who refused to say. So Joe offered to bring him a worm if he’d tell him where a worm was . . . Chapter 1 27