dirty, dependent animal willing to trade unconditional love for canned food. How can people love something so much that they are willing to walk behind it and gather its feces with their own hands everyday? I haven't met a woman for whom I'd do that Dog owners are a mystery to me. I once went on a long series of nonproductive dates with one, and every time we were about to kiss, she would have to leave to go home and walk her dog. They sent their pets to dog salons and dog doctors, who give them dog medicine. June 25 is the first Take Your Dog to Work Day. June 26 is Why Does This Office Smell Bad Day. While the homeless go ignored, almost 285million Americans bought their dogs Christmas presents last year. People even knit their dogs things. Dog owners, please don't buy that leash-on-a-reel rope that takes up 40 feet of sidewalk. Save yourself some money"let your dog run free and use a large stick to trip people with instead. And why do you get offended when I refer to your dog as "it"? Was I supposed to be checking out its ex the whole time? No, I wasnt bitten by a dog as a kid or raised by cats. It's just that dogs frighten me Last week Mexico City, upon which dogs drop around 120 000 tons of face a year, appealed to owners to clean up after their dogs because it was causing major health problems. It is really a dog-eat-dog world 1. " I hate dogs because A)I was bitten by a dog as a boy B)I hate dog owners C)I have no money to buy dogs D)Dogs are causing serious problems 2. The author implies that A) Dog owners are normal B)Dog owners are manly C)Dog owners are crazy D)Dog owners are easy-going 3. A long series of unproductive dates with one", here, " one"refers to A)a dog owner B)a dog C)a pet D)a doctor 4. In Paragraph Four, the author implies that A) people hurt dogs B )dogs are on the way C)dogs should be referred to as"he"or"she D)dogs should walk on the sidewalkdirty, dependent animal willing to trade unconditional love for canned food. How can people love something so much that they are willing to walk behind it and gather its feces with their own hands everyday? I haven’t met a woman for whom I’d do that. Dog owners are a mystery to me. I once went on a long series of nonproductive dates with one, and every time we were about to kiss, she would have to leave to go home and walk her dog. They sent their pets to dog salons and dog doctors, who give them dog medicine . June 25 is the first Take Your Dog to Work Day. June 26 is Why Does This Office Smell Bad Day. While the homeless go ignored, almost 28.5million Americans bought their dogs Christmas presents last year. People even knit their dogs things. Dog owners, please don’t buy that leash-on-a-reel rope that takes up 40 feet of sidewalk. Save yourself some money” let your dog run free and use a large stick to trip people with instead. And why do you get offended when I refer to your dog as “it”? Was I supposed to be checking out its ex the whole time? No, I wasn’t bitten by a dog as a kid or raised by cats. It’s just that dogs frighten me. Last week Mexico City, upon which dogs drop around 120 000 tons of face a year, appealed to owners to clean up after their dogs because it was causing major health problems. It is really a dog-eat-dog world. 1. “I” hate dogs because . A) I was bitten by a dog as a boy B) I hate dog owners C) I have no money to buy dogs D) Dogs are causing serious problems 2. The author implies that . A) Dog owners are normal B) Dog owners are manly C) Dog owners are crazy D) Dog owners are easy-going 3. “A long series of unproductive dates with one”, here, “one” refers to . A) a dog owner B) a dog C) a pet D) a doctor 4. In Paragraph Four, the author implies that . A) people hurt dogs B) dogs are on the way C) dogs should be referred to as “he” or “she” D) dogs should walk on the sidewalk