Keith: Hey, Peter! You' ve been in the room all night Get out and dance with someone like that Peter: No way, Keith! She's the intellectual type. My pickup line just wont work with her Keith: Oh, come on, man! What kind of girl do you like? Peter: I want a girl that gentle and mild, and that babe is not the right type Keith: Times are changing, and you' ll never find a woman that will shine your shoes and fill your beer mug all the time. Wake up Peter: Oh really? I still prefer women that stay home, cook, clean, and take care of the kids Keith: Okay, then what will you do after you get home from work? Peter: Hmm. Eat. watch TV and throw our the trash Keith: Wit, wait, wait. I cant believe my ears. You' ll never find a wife 2.D3.C4.A Task 2: He thinks i'm God A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man's plans. The father invites the fiance to his study for a drink "So what are your plans? the father asks the young man I am a Bible student, he replies "A Bible student. Hmm. "The father says. "Good, but what will you do to provide my daughter with a nice house such as she’ s accustomed to?” I will study, the young man replies, " and God will provide for us And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring such as she deserves? "asks the father. I will concentrate on my studies, the Youngman replies, "and God will provide for us And children? " asks the father. " How will you support children? Dont worry, sir. God will provide, replies the fiance The conversation goes on like this, and each time the father questions him, the young man insists that God will provide. Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, honey The father answers, He had no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I,'m God 1.F2.T3F4T5.T Task 3: Lad Lady, I'm your knight in shining armor and I love you You have made me what I am and I am yours My love, there's so many ways I want to say I love you Let me hold you in my arms forever more You have gone and made me such a fool I' m so lost in your love And on. we belong together Wont you believe in my song? Lady, for so many years I thought Id never find you You have some into my life and made me wholeKeith: Hey, Peter! You’ve been in the room all night. Get out and dance with someone like that babe over there. Peter: No way, Keith! She’s the intellectual type. My pickup line just won’t work with her. Keith: Oh, come on, man! What kind of girl do you like? Peter: I want a girl that gentle and mild, and that babe is not the right type. Keith: Times are changing, and you’ll never find a woman that will shine your shoes and fill your beer mug all the time. Wake up. Peter: Oh really? I still prefer women that stay home, cook, clean, and take care of the kids. Keith: Okay, then what will you do after you get home from work? Peter: Hmm. Eat, watch TV, and throw our the trash. Keith: Wit, wait, wait. I can’t believe my ears. You’ll never find a wife. 1.B 2.D 3.C 4.A Task 2: He thinks I’m God. A young woman brings home her fiancéto meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man’s plans. The father invites the fiancéto his study for a drink. “So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man. “I am a Bible student,” he replies. “A Bible student. Hmm.” The father says. “Good, but what will you do to provide my daughter with a nice house such as she’s accustomed to?” “I will study,”: the young man replies, “and God will provide for us.” “And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring such as she deserves?” asks the father. “I will concentrate on my studies,” the Youngman replies, “and God will provide for us.” “And children?” asks the father. “How will you support children?” “Don’t worry, sir. God will provide,” replies the fiancé. The conversation goes on like this, and each time the father questions him, the young man insists that God will provide. Later, the mother asks, “How did it go, honey?” The father answers, “He had no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I’m God.” 1.F 2.T 3.F 4.T 5.T Task 3: Lady Lady, I’m your knight in shining armor and I love you. You have made me what I am and I am yours. My love, there’s so many ways I want to say I love you. Let me hold you in my arms forever more. You have gone and made me such a fool; I’m so lost in your love. And on, we belong together. Won’t you believe in my song? Lady, for so many years I thought I’d never find you. You have some into my life and made me whole