The Onion Housemates Reject Third-Roommate Debt-Relief Plan 3 Wrap up the semester with savings. the ONION a.V. club w store subscriptions booksIpersonals ONION PREMIUM: JOIN LOGIN HELP OLUME40ISSUE45 AMERICAS FINEST NEWS SOURCE 10 NOVEMBER 2004 Front Page News ecent issues Jump To LOCAL Housemates Reject Third-Roommate Debt-Relief plan LAWRENCE, Ks-Chad Doogan, 20, a resident of the economically ravaged Advertisement back bedroom at 1409 Oakwood Drive, received a huge setback Monday, when a humanitarian proposal calling for the forgiveness of his outstanding debts was vetoed by his two roommates mountain of bills right now but that's no reason for him to get off scot- 6800 Huygens, 22, one of the superpowers. "Chads a www.letsfly.Com ood guy and all, but this is getting ridiculous. He's owed us a ton of money for months. no Click Here sorry, man, but thats Above: Huygens(left) and Epstein(center)review bullshit. the bills Doogan says he cant pay According to Doogan, his large accumulated debt and his extremely low gross annual income have created a cycle of poverty that he can't escape http://www.theonion.com/news/indexphp?issue=4045&n=3 /11/2004VOLUME 40 ISSUE 45 10 NOVEMBER 2004 Search Front Page News Recent Issues Jump To LAWRENCE, KS—Chad Doogan, 20, a resident of the economically ravaged back bedroom at 1409 Oakwood Drive, received a huge setback Monday, when a humanitarian proposal calling for the forgiveness of his outstanding debts was vetoed by his two roommates. "Look, I know Chad's snowed under a mountain of bills right now, but that's no reason for him to get off scot￾free," said Doug Huygens, 22, one of the apartment's two superpowers. "Chad's a good guy and all, but this is getting ridiculous. He's owed us a ton of money for months. Now he wants a free ride? I'm sorry, man, but that's bullshit." According to Doogan, his large accumulated debt and his extremely low gross annual income have created a cycle of poverty that he can't escape. Advertisement Above: Huygens (left) and Epstein (center) review the bills Doogan says he can't pay. The Onion | Housemates Reject Thir d-Roommate Debt-Relief Plan Pa ge 1 of 3 http://www.theonion.com/news/index. p h p?issue=4045&n=3 11/11/2004