Alex:The dude punches like mysister Izzie:Oh!So,by your definition then you got beat up by a girl. (George and Cristina enter the bar) Joe:All hail the champ!(Everyone in the bar cheers)So,my guy Alex finally got what was coming to him. Cristina:George knocked him down in one punch.You should've seen it. George:Idon't want to talk about it! Joe:brag,champ,brag.You've earned it. George:CanI have a beer,please? Meredith:Let's play a game of whose life sucks the most.I'win.I always win Cristina:No,you don't want to play with me. Meredith:Oh,Ido.I'leven go first.Derek's married. (George spits his beer out) Cristina:George,beer is dripping from your nostrils. Meredith:Told you d win Cristina:No,you didn't win. Meredith:Did you hear me?Isaid Derek is married.As in pigheaded,adulterous,liar married. Nothing you coud say could top that. Cristina:I'm pregnant.I win. (In the background Joe is groaning and holding his head.A bar patron asks him if he is alright and Joe falls over.) Cristina:Ok.Maybe Joe wins (Meredith and Cristinarush to Joe'sside.)Alex: The dude punches like my sister. Izzie: Oh! So, by your definition then you got beat up by a girl. (George and Cristina enter the bar) Joe: All hail the champ! (Everyone in the bar cheers) So, my guy Alex finally got what was coming to him. Cristina: George knocked him down in one punch. You should've seen it. George: I don't want to talk about it! Joe: brag, champ, brag. You've earned it. George: Can I have a beer, please? Meredith: Let's play a game of whose life sucks the most. I'll win. I always win. Cristina: No, you don't want to play with me. Meredith: Oh, I do. I'll even go first. Derek's married. (George spits his beer out) Cristina: George, beer is dripping from your nostrils. Meredith: Told you I'd win. Cristina: No, you didn't win. Meredith: Did you hear me? I said Derek is married. As in pigheaded, adulterous, liar married. Nothing you could say could top that. Cristina: I'm pregnant. I win. (In the background Joe is groaning and holding his head. A bar patron asks him if he is alright and Joe falls over.) Cristina: Ok. Maybe Joe wins. (Meredith and Cristina rush to Joe's side.)