GREY'S ANATOMY 2x01:Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head Original Airdate:9/25/2005 Written by:Stacy McKee Directedby:PeterHorton (Meredith is ata bar,doing shots) MVO:To be a good surgeon,you have to think like a surgeon.Emotions are messy.Tuck them neatly away and step into a clean,sterile room where the procedure is simple.Cut,suture and close. Joe:You look familiar.You been here before? Meredith:Once.That worked out really well. Joe:I know that look.It'll be one of two things.Either your boss is giving you hell or your boyfriend is.Which is it? Meredith:Boh MVO:But sometimes,you're faced with a cut that won't heal. Meredith:My boyfriend is my boss,which was a problem.Butnot as big a problem as the fact that my boyfriend has a wife. Joe:Tell you what,this one,it's on the house. MVO:A cut that rips it's stitches wide open (Derek and Addison in the lobby of the hospital) Derek:Addison,what are you doing here? Addison:Your hair's different. Derek:A lot of things are different. Addison:It's longer.I like it.It's very Russell Crowe
GREY'S ANATOMY 2x01: Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head Original Airdate: 9/25/2005 Written by: Stacy McKee Directed by: Peter Horton (Meredith is at a bar, doing shots) MVO: To be a good surgeon, you have to think like a surgeon. Emotions are messy. Tuck them neatly away and step into a clean, sterile room where the procedure is simple. Cut, suture and close. Joe: You look familiar. You been here before? Meredith: Once. That worked out really well. Joe: I know that look. It'll be one of two things. Either your boss is giving you hell or your boyfriend is. Which is it? Meredith: Both. MVO: But sometimes, you're faced with a cut that won't heal. Meredith: My boyfriend is my boss, which was a problem. But not as big a problem as the fact that my boyfriend has a wife. Joe: Tell you what, this one, it's on the house. MVO: A cut that rips it's stitches wide open. (Derek and Addison in the lobby of the hospital) Derek: Addison, what are you doing here? Addison: Your hair's different. Derek: A lot of things are different. Addison: It's longer. I like it. It's very Russell Crowe
(She tries to run her fingers through his hair but he moves back) Derek:What are you doing here? Addison:What are you doing here?You just pick up and leave everything?Your house,your practice,your friends?You had a life in Manhattan. Derek:Had Addison:And now you have a girlfriend in Seattle.She seems sweet. Derek:The ice you're on.Thin. Addison:She's young.That whole wide-eyed,ooh he's-a-brain-surgeon thing happening,but still sweet.Which was what you were going for,right?The anti-Addison? Derek:If you came out here totry and win me back,forget about it. Addison:Iid.the wayacross the reminisce over wedding photos,get drunk fall into bed,and make you realize you can't live without me.Relax.Derek,I'm here for work.I'm helping the TTTS case you guys admitted last week and from Richard's briefing,Ishould be Derek:Richard,he knew you were coming out here? Addison:He asked me to come.Didn't he tell you? Derek:No.He didn't. Addison:Hmm.Surprise.The hair,though.You know I've always had a thing for Russell Crowe (Izzie and Alex in the locker room,Alex has ice on his eye) Izzie:Let me see it.(Looks at his eve)No lacerations,minimal swelling.George really knocked you around. Alex:He's a lightweight.Could've pinned him in a second ifI wanted Izzie:Yeah,so why didn't you? Alex:Are you kidding?I'm riding a career in Plastics all the way to the bank.Can't afford toinjure these babies.(Holds up his hands)Especially over some one like O'Malley. Izzie:You had it coming
(She tries to run her fingers through his hair but he moves back) Derek: What are you doing here? Addison: What are you doing here? You just pick up and leave everything? Your house, your practice, your friends? You had a life in Manhattan. Derek: Had. Addison: And now you have a girlfriend in Seattle. She seems sweet. Derek: The ice you're on. Thin. Addison: She's young. That whole wide-eyed, ooh he's-a-brain-surgeon thing happening, but still sweet. Which was what you were going for, right? The anti-Addison? Derek: If you came out here to try and win me back, forget about it. Addison: I did. I flew all the way across the country to reminisce over wedding photos, get drunk, fall into bed, and make you realize you can't live without me. Relax. Derek, I'm here for work. I'm helping the TTTS case you guys admitted last week and from Richard's briefing, I should be� Derek: Richard, he knew you were coming out here? Addison: He asked me to come. Didn't he tell you? Derek: No. He didn't. Addison: Hmm. Surprise. The hair, though. You know I've always had a thing for Russell Crowe. (Izzie and Alex in the locker room, Alex has ice on his eye) Izzie: Let me see it. (Looks at his eye) No lacerations, minimal swelling. George really knocked you around. Alex: He's a lightweight. Could've pinned him in a second if I wanted. Izzie: Yeah, so why didn't you? Alex: Are you kidding? I'm riding a career in Plastics all the way to the bank. Can't afford to injure these babies. (Holds up his hands) Especially over some one like O'Malley. Izzie: You had it coming
Alex:The dude punches like mysister Izzie:Oh!So,by your definition then you got beat up by a girl. (George and Cristina enter the bar) Joe:All hail the champ!(Everyone in the bar cheers)So,my guy Alex finally got what was coming to him. Cristina:George knocked him down in one punch.You should've seen it. George:Idon't want to talk about it! Joe:brag,champ,brag.You've earned it. George:CanI have a beer,please? Meredith:Let's play a game of whose life sucks the most.I'win.I always win Cristina:No,you don't want to play with me. Meredith:Oh,Ido.I'leven go first.Derek's married. (George spits his beer out) Cristina:George,beer is dripping from your nostrils. Meredith:Told you d win Cristina:No,you didn't win. Meredith:Did you hear me?Isaid Derek is married.As in pigheaded,adulterous,liar married. Nothing you coud say could top that. Cristina:I'm pregnant.I win. (In the background Joe is groaning and holding his head.A bar patron asks him if he is alright and Joe falls over.) Cristina:Ok.Maybe Joe wins (Meredith and Cristinarush to Joe'sside.)
Alex: The dude punches like my sister. Izzie: Oh! So, by your definition then you got beat up by a girl. (George and Cristina enter the bar) Joe: All hail the champ! (Everyone in the bar cheers) So, my guy Alex finally got what was coming to him. Cristina: George knocked him down in one punch. You should've seen it. George: I don't want to talk about it! Joe: brag, champ, brag. You've earned it. George: Can I have a beer, please? Meredith: Let's play a game of whose life sucks the most. I'll win. I always win. Cristina: No, you don't want to play with me. Meredith: Oh, I do. I'll even go first. Derek's married. (George spits his beer out) Cristina: George, beer is dripping from your nostrils. Meredith: Told you I'd win. Cristina: No, you didn't win. Meredith: Did you hear me? I said Derek is married. As in pigheaded, adulterous, liar married. Nothing you could say could top that. Cristina: I'm pregnant. I win. (In the background Joe is groaning and holding his head. A bar patron asks him if he is alright and Joe falls over.) Cristina: Ok. Maybe Joe wins. (Meredith and Cristina rush to Joe's side.)
(Joe tries toget up) Cristina:Joe,like back down Man:The medics arecoming. Joe:You called the gurney patrol? Meredith:Sit back and relax.We have to take you to the hospital to run some tests Joe:Tests?Idon't need tests.I'mfine! Cristina:Dude!You collapsed!On the floor.This is you bar.You know how filthy this floor is Meredith:Radial pulse is strong Cristina:Minor skull contusions. Meredith:You're sleeping with someone? George:What?Who? Cristina:Why is that such a shock?Even George managed to get some action. George:Correction.Georgegot some syphilis. Meredith:How could I not know,you weresleeping with someone? Joe:Forgetthis. Cristina:Joel Joe:The hospital is right across the street.I can sure as hell walk across the street by myself.(He standsup) Cristina:Oh,I think weshould George:No,I got him.Joe! (Seattle scenes) (Hallway of SGH) Meredith:All right.Details.You're pregnant?What are you gonna do?
(Joe tries to get up) Cristina: Joe, like back down. Man: The medics are coming. Joe: You called the gurney patrol? Meredith: Sit back and relax. We have to take you to the hospital to run some tests. Joe: Tests? I don't need tests. I'm fine! Cristina: Dude! You collapsed! On the floor. This is you bar. You know how filthy this floor is. Meredith: Radial pulse is strong. Cristina: Minor skull contusions. Meredith: You're sleeping with someone? George: What? Who? Cristina: Why is that such a shock? Even George managed to get some action. George: Correction. George got some syphilis. Meredith: How could I not know, you were sleeping with someone? Joe: Forget this. Cristina: Joe! Joe: The hospital is right across the street. I can sure as hell walk across the street by myself. (He stands up) Cristina: Oh, I think we should� George: No, I got him. Joe! (Seattle scenes) (Hallway of SGH) Meredith: All right. Details. You're pregnant? What are you gonna do?
Cristina:Look,you know what happens to pregnant intersI'm not switching to the vagina squad or spending my life popping zits.I'mtoo talented.Surgery's my life. Meredith:Which begs the question:who areyou sleeping with? Cristina:Justa guy Meredith:That's all Iget?You can't just bring something like this up and expect me to drop it. Cristina:Well,watchme. (They walk up toa desk where Georgeand Izziearestanding) Izzie:Why areyou back here tonight,don't you have a date with McDreamy? George:More like McMarried. Izzie:McWhat? Meredith:I came to check on Joe. George:You think he's gonna be ok? Cristina:You think he's gonna need an operation? (Derekwalks up) Derek:Operation,yes.Ok,hard to tell.Basilar artery's blown up like a balloon.Subarachnoid bleeding.Aneurysm ball George:No way to clip something like that. Cristina:Not without magic fingers Derek:Or a standstill operation. Cristina:You're doing a standstill he's doing a standstill operation. Derek:I'liketotry patient history,overnight labs,and a cerebral angio.(He tries to hand the chart to Meredith) Meredith:I'm drunk
Cristina: Look, you know what happens to pregnant interns. I'm not switching to the vagina squad or spending my life popping zits. I'm too talented. Surgery's my life. Meredith: Which begs the question: who are you sleeping with? Cristina: Just a guy. Meredith: That's all I get? You can't just bring something like this up and expect me to drop it. Cristina: Well, watch me. (They walk up to a desk where George and Izzie are standing) Izzie: Why are you back here tonight, don't you have a date with McDreamy? George: More like McMarried. Izzie: McWhat? Meredith: I came to check on Joe. George: You think he's gonna be ok? Cristina: You think he's gonna need an operation? (Derek walks up) Derek: Operation, yes. Ok, hard to tell. Basilar artery's blown up like a balloon. Subarachnoid bleeding. Aneurysm the size of a golf ball. George: No way to clip something like that. Cristina: Not without magic fingers. Derek: Or a standstill operation. Cristina: You're doing a standstill�he's doing a standstill operation. Derek: I'd like to try. First I need some additional patient history, overnight labs, and a cerebral angio. (He tries to hand the chart to Meredith) Meredith: I'm drunk
Derek:Meredith (Meredith walks away and George grabs the chart Derek tries to follow Meredith but the other interns stepin his way.) Izzie:(Softly)McBastard. (Derek leaves.Cristina takes the chart from George) Izzie:Ahem. George:What are you doing? Cristina:Uham her side,but we're talking a possible standstill here.Recognize (Meredith is walking out the front door as Derek catches up to her) Derek:Meredith! Meredith:Go away! Derek:Just wait.We should discuss this. Meredith:Here'sa thought.No!Quit following mel Derek:Atleast let me explain. Meredith:Explain?You know when you should have explained?The night we met in the bar. Before any of the rest of it.Yeah.that would have been a good time to discuss it. Derek:Look,I know how you feel Meredith:Do you?Somehow I doubt that.Because if you did,you would shut up,and you would turn around and go back inside,because you would realize that I am this close to getting in my car and running you down in the parking lot! (She leaves,George runs up to her with an umbrella.Derek goes back inside) George:Where are your keys? Meredith:I'm fine! George:Meredith,give me your keys.Let's go home
Derek: Meredith� (Meredith walks away and George grabs the chart. Derek tries to follow Meredith but the other interns step in his way.) Izzie: (Softly) McBastard. (Derek leaves. Cristina takes the chart from George) Izzie: Ahem. George: What are you doing? Cristina: Uh�I am on her side, but we're talking a possible standstill here. Recognize. (Meredith is walking out the front door as Derek catches up to her) Derek: Meredith! Meredith: Go away! Derek: Just wait. We should discuss this. Meredith: Here's a thought. No! Quit following me! Derek: At least let me explain. Meredith: Explain? You know when you should have explained? The night we met in the bar. Before any of the rest of it. Yeah, that would have been a good time to discuss it. Derek: Look, I know how you feel. Meredith: Do you? Somehow I doubt that. Because if you did, you would shut up, and you would turn around and go back inside, because you would realize that I am this close to getting in my car and running you down in the parking lot! (She leaves, George runs up to her with an umbrella. Derek goes back inside) George: Where are your keys? Meredith: I'm fine! George: Meredith, give me your keys. Let's go home
(Derekenters Richard's room to find Addison there.They are both laughing.) Addison:ant the husband was theThey stop as Derek enters the room)Well,I will be back in the morning to report for duty.And you get some rest. (Addison leaves) Derek:What is she doing here? Richard:You and I both know she's the best in the field.Brining Addie out was a business decision, nothing personal. Derek:h,well,what arelief.personal.is Richard:The working of my surgicalunit don't have any Derek:Don't include my wifel Richard:Don't inlude your private life Burke will act as chief of surgery until'backonmy Derek:You gave chief to Burke. Richard:LikeIsaid,there'snoroom for personal in being chief. Derek:What is that supposed to mean? Richard:How long have you have been sleeping with an intern Derek:o Iguess part of being chief is personal Richard:Close the door on your way out. (Seattle scenes) (Meredith lying in her bed) (Cristina in an empty OR,examining the instruments) Cristina:L.S. (Burke is standing outside the door) Cristina:Babcock
(Derek enters Richard's room to find Addison there. They are both laughing.) Addison: �ant the husband was the�(They stop as Derek enters the room) Well, I will be back in the morning to report for duty. And you�get some rest. (Addison leaves) Derek: What is she doing here? Richard: You and I both know she's the best in the field. Brining Addie out was a business decision, nothing personal. Derek: Oh, well, what a relief. It's not personal. It is personal to me. Richard: The working of my surgical unit don't have any� Derek: Don't include my wife! Richard: Don't include your private life! Burke will act as chief of surgery until I'm back on my feet. Derek: You gave chief to Burke. Richard: Like I said, there's no room for personal in being chief. Derek: What is that supposed to mean? Richard: How long have you have been sleeping with an intern. Derek: So, I guess part of being chief is personal. Richard: Close the door on your way out. (Seattle scenes) (Meredith lying in her bed) (Cristina in an empty OR, examining the instruments) Cristina: L.S. (Burke is standing outside the door) Cristina: Babcock
Burke:Right-angle clamp. Cristina:Oh.I'm gonna sterilize everything when I'm done.The scrub nurses won't even knowI was here. Burke:My lips are sealed.So,I have a question to ask.I checked the schedule and I noticed that bothoff tonight.Imade reservations.Ihave a favorite restaurant. Cristina:None of those were questions. Burke:Would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight? Cristina:You know,the OR is the one place where I can come and think.I'm thinking right now, Burke:Of course.Iget it. (George and lzzie are in the locker room) George:I'm not a violent person.I'm a pacifist.But,you know,he just kept pushing and push he pushed me,I pushed back. (George keeps looking over his shoulder to where Alex is standing) George:I was pushed.And now he Izzie:You know what,if Alex tries to lay a hand on you,just tell me,I'l take care of it. George:Youdon'tneedyouto take care of it.If Alex starts something 'handle it handle it. (Bailey enters) Bailey:Ok,people,assignments.Yang,you'ren discharges.O'Malley reporttoroomE19.Grey come seeme,and who was on call last night? (Bailey hands Alex and Izziea stackof charts) Bailey:Sloppy,sloppy,sloppy.Redo these and return themtome before unch,understood? Alex:Understood. Bailey:Karev,don't tempt me.(To Meredith)Somebody's popular
Burke: Right-angle clamp. Cristina: Oh. I'm gonna sterilize everything when I'm done. The scrub nurses won't even know I was here. Burke: My lips are sealed. So, I have a question to ask. I checked the schedule and I noticed that you and I are both off tonight. I made reservations. I have a favorite restaurant. Cristina: None of those were questions. Burke: Would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight? Cristina: You know, the OR is the one place where I can come and think. I'm thinking right now, ok? Burke: Of course. I get it. (George and Izzie are in the locker room) George: I'm not a violent person. I'm a pacifist. But, you know, he just kept pushing and push�he pushed me, I pushed back. (George keeps looking over his shoulder to where Alex is standing) George: I was pushed. And now he� Izzie: You know what, if Alex tries to lay a hand on you, just tell me, I'll take care of it. George: You�I don't need you to take care of it. If Alex starts something I'll handle it myself. I can handle it. (Bailey enters) Bailey: Ok, people, assignments. Yang, you're on discharges. O'Malley report to room E19. Grey come see me, and who was on call last night? (Bailey hands Alex and Izzie a stack of charts) Bailey: Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. Redo these and return them to me before lunch, understood? Alex: Understood. Bailey: Karev, don't tempt me. (To Meredith) Somebody's popular
Meredith:Meaning? Bailey:There's been a special request,just for you. (Burke is walking through the hall with Patricia) Burke:The chief runs through all of this?Before lunch.After,youve got budget to approve,two staff meetings,and four of Richard's surgeries,including your own. Burke:Absolutely.No problem. Patricia:Virgins (Derekenters) Derek:So.Congratulations are in order. Burke:Don'tsweat it Shepherd.lybe your boss for a few days. Derek:I'm well aware of Richard's recovery time.I'm the one who operated on him,remember? Burke:Ido.You operated.He survived and chose me totakeover while recruiting your wife. Derek:Clearly,he has brain damage Burke:Or is it your ex-wife?I'm a little fuzzy on that. Derek:We're separated. Addison:Sorry to interrupt,Dr.Burke. Burke:You're never interrupting. Derek:She's alwaysinterrupting. Addison:I wasjust checking to see if Dr.Burke secured the intern (Meredith walks up) Meredith:tern you requested?He did (Derek looks at Addison then Burke,Burke smiles and walks away.Derek walks away and leaves Meredith and Addison there staring ateach other)
Meredith: Meaning? Bailey: There's been a special request, just for you. (Burke is walking through the hall with Patricia) Burke: The chief runs through all of this? Before lunch. After, you've got calls to return, a budget to approve, two staff meetings, and four of Richard's surgeries, including your own. Burke: Absolutely. No problem. Patricia: Virgins. (Derek enters) Derek: So. Congratulations are in order. Burke: Don't sweat it Shepherd. I'll only be your boss for a few days. Derek: I'm well aware of Richard's recovery time. I'm the one who operated on him, remember? Burke: I do. You operated. He survived and chose me to take over while recruiting your wife. Derek: Clearly, he has brain damage. Burke: Or is it your ex-wife? I'm a little fuzzy on that. Derek: We're separated. Addison: Sorry to interrupt, Dr. Burke. Burke: You're never interrupting. Derek: She's always interrupting. Addison: I was just checking to see if Dr. Burke secured the intern� (Meredith walks up) Meredith: Intern you requested? He did. (Derek looks at Addison then Burke, Burke smiles and walks away. Derek walks away and leaves Meredith and Addison there staring at each other)
(Seattle scenes) (Addison and Meredith are in a patient'sroom,Julie has TTTS.) Addison:Define TTTS. Meredith:Twin-twin transfusion syndrome.Conjoined fetaltwins Addison:Connected by? Meredith:Blood vessels in the placenta. Addison:Meaning?(Pause,Meredith)One twin getstoomuch blood,the other too little,endangering the lives of both.I'd expect you to know that,Grey. Julie:They told me there wasn'tmuch chance anything could be done. Addison:TTTS is usually impossibleto correct.Unless you happen to be one of a handful of So were gonna get you into surgery tomorrow.If you have any questions at all please ask Dr.Grey. From what I have seen,she is one the hospital's most popular interns. (They walk into the hallway) Meredith:I could've answered your question had you given me the chance Addison:Chin up,Grey.I'm this tough on everyone,not just the women my husband sleeps with. Order an ultrasound for her and pre-op labs in full. (Julie overheard the conversation between Addison and Meredith) (George goes to the nurses station) George:Hi.Can Ihave the chart for E19,please?Thank you (He looks at the chart and realizes that it is the chiefs) Richard:Oh,good,you're here.Let's getstarted. George:Ok. (George starts examining the chief)
(Seattle scenes) (Addison and Meredith are in a patient's room, Julie has TTTS.) Addison: Define TTTS. Meredith: Twin-twin transfusion syndrome. Conjoined fetal twins. Addison: Connected by? Meredith: Blood vessels in the placenta. Addison: Meaning? (Pause, Meredith does not answer) One twin gets too much blood, the other too little, endangering the lives of both. I'd expect you to know that, Grey. Julie: They told me there wasn't much chance anything could be done. Addison: TTTS is usually impossible to correct. Unless you happen to be one of a handful of surgeons in the world who knows how to separate fetal blood vessels. Which, luckily for you, I am. So were gonna get you into surgery tomorrow. If you have any questions at all please ask Dr. Grey. From what I have seen, she is one the hospital's most popular interns. (They walk into the hallway) Meredith: I could've answered your question had you given me the chance. Addison: Chin up, Grey. I'm this tough on everyone, not just the women my husband sleeps with. Order an ultrasound for her and pre-op labs in full. (Julie overheard the conversation between Addison and Meredith) (George goes to the nurses station) George: Hi. Can I have the chart for E19, please? Thank you. (He looks at the chart and realizes that it is the chiefs) Richard: Oh, good, you're here. Let's get started. George: Ok. (George starts examining the chief)