5. Revolving doors revolve much faster than they used to.I have to let a couple of openings go past me before I jump in,and by the time I get up nerve enough to jump out again I'm right back in the street where I started.It's the same with golf.I'm giving it up because these modern golf balls they sell are so hard to pick up when I stoop over.I've had to quit driving,too;the restrooms in filling stations are getting farther and farther apart.Usually I just stay home at night and read the papers,particularly the obituary columns.It's funny how much more interesting the obituary columns have been getting lately.5. Revolving doors revolve much faster than they used to. I have to let a couple of openings go past me before I jump in, and by the time I get up nerve enough to jump out again I’m right back in the street where I started. It’s the same with golf. I’m giving it up because these modern golf balls they sell are so hard to pick up when I stoop over. I’ve had to quit driving, too; the restrooms in filling stations are getting farther and farther apart. Usually I just stay home at night and read the papers, particularly the obituary columns. It’s funny how much more interesting the obituary columns have been getting lately