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1. What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? Friday 2.What month do soldiers hate? Wmh三月,行军 3. What is the smallest room in the world?
三月，行军 1. What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? 3. What is the smallest room in the world? 2. What month do soldiers hate?
Enjoy some verbal jokes 1 Policeman you cant park here Driver: Why can't工? Policeman: Read the sigh there Driver: It says, Fine for parking.so 工 parked 罚款
1.Policeman: You can’t park here. Driver: Why can’t I ? Policeman: Read the sigh there. Driver: It says, “Fine for Parking,” so I parked. Enjoy some verbal jokes: 罚款
Girl: If we marry, will you give me a ring? Boy: Of course, What's your telephone number 3. Daughter: Auntie kissed me thys oIUo morning Mum Mum: How nice Did you kiss her back dear Daughter: Of course not. i kissed her face
Girl : If we marry, will you give me a ring ? Boy: Of course, What’s your telephone number? 3.Daughter: Auntie kissed me this morning, Mum ! Mum : How nice ! Did you kiss her back ,dear ? Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her face
1. a big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose! 2. Fresh fried fish fish fresh fried fried fish fresh fish fried fresh 3. While we were walking we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water
1. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose! 2. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh. 3. While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water. A tongue twistercompetition
ongue twister Pn双关 绕口令 Riddle 谜语 play on words jokes limerick
play on words tongue twister 饶口令 jokes Pun双关 Riddle 谜语 … … limerick
A funny poem I saw a face in a flame of fire I saw a tree touch the moon and higher, saw an ant swallow a hat I saw a chicken wear a hat I saw an apple twelve feet high I saw an elephant in the sky saw a duck run in a race
I saw a face in a flame of fire , I saw a tree touch the moon and higher, I saw an ant swallow a hat I saw a chicken wear a hat I saw an apple twelve feet high I saw an elephant in the sky I saw a duck run in a race A funny poem
a funny poem--limerick There was an old man of Beijing. INVV COM Who would eat almost anything. He ate and ate From anyone's plate But he stayed just as thin as a string
a funny poem--limerick There was an old man of Beijing. Who would eat almost anything. He ate and ate From anyone’s plate. But he stayed just as thin as a string
Reading 1 How did watson answer holmes question? 2. What happened actually?
1. How did Watson answer Holmes’ question? 2. What happened actually?
1. How did watson answer holmes question? think of how short life is and how long the universe lasted think of how small am and how vast the sky is think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds 2. What happened actually? Someone has stolen their tent
1.How did Watson answer Holmes’ question? --I think of how short life is and how long the universe lasted. --I think of how small I am and how vast the sky is. --I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds. 2.What happened actually? Someone has stolen their tent